So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
how drunk are you?
Several
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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