all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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