Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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