That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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