You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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