Cold hands, warm shart.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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