did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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