It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize
