I just saw a hot homeless man
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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