careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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