last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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