Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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