shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I have aggressive nipples.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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