He is an equal opportunity slut.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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