Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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