they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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