I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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