But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
