what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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