so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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