Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He did a backflip because drugs
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