Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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