yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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