Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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