I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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