ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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