omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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