no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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