just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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