Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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