The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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