So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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