I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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