Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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