I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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