I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So apparently I’m into choking now
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Come on in and take your pants off
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