Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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