He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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