you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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