Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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