I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So squirting runs in the family.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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