very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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