escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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