My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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