is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
