If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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