I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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