Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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