i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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