This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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