Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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