me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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