somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I supernannyed him into submission
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