Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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