we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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