You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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