I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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