Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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