Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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