omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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